Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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