i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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