guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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