so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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