Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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