Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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