yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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