Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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