I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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