SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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