I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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