craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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