Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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