my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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