Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Barsexuality is the new black.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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