your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
NoShamevember. You game?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
