i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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