I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just had sex on a roof
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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