I'm eating all of the evidence.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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