i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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