question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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