Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
