I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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