Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry pacman_90 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(954): View more from Florida

Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.

Fav 45 1162 2484
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

Fav 38 5948 2316
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park

Fav 23 1556 5612
share tweet
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.

Fav 8 6136 1762
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.

Fav 9 3010 1098
share tweet
(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

Fav 6 933 1572
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(402): View more from Nebraska

Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?

Fav 4 1403 700
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(603): View more from New Hampshire

I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas

(603): View more from New Hampshire

and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you

Fav 0 82 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(202): View more from Washington, DC

He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.

Fav 0 96 16
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT