At least make sure they are 18
Why
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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