i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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