cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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