The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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