love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
