Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
