the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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