i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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