maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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