im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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