the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
