I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the day after is always just damage control
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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