Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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