Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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