Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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