shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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