Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
bring money and cleavage
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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