i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I have post one night stand depression
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
