More tranny stories later!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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