just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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