how can u be prego again
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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