Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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