I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball