I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa