just tell him i said nine months
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Four minutes until I can fart!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.