She's JV to your varsity
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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