He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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