Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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