She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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