The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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