Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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